Christmas Special Edition Bag of Dicks Adult Cross Stitch Ornament - Ready to Hang original design- Adult Gag Gift Penis Novelty
Cross Stitch Wall Art

Christmas Special Edition Bag of Dicks Adult Cross Stitch Ornament - Ready to Hang original design- Adult Gag Gift Penis Novelty



$20.93

  • Details
    After the success of my regular bag o dicks ornaments I made these Christmas ones just in time to trim your tree.

    This started as a gift for a friend to cheer her up during a rather bad time. I hand drew the pattern and stitched it up. I wanted to make something other than a wall hoop. The wall pillow is about 4 inches high.

    With the little hanging pillow design you can
    *hang it from your rearview
    *your tree
    *your wall
    *even your office cubicle (depending how cool your boss is.)

    This item is made to order and can take 2-3 weeks to be ready to ship.

    First photo is censored. There will be no bananas blocking the pretty penises.

    Click here to view more Jewelry and Accessories from Glamasaurus
    http://glamasaurus.etsy.com

    Also if you are looking for plugs and cuff links they are in my new shop Glamsquared
    http://glamsquared.etsy.com

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  • Shipping & Policies

    Payments

    I accept payment via Paypal and Credit Cards. If you are ordering from Europe and would like to pay via bank transfer please contact me.

    Shipping from Switzerland

    I ship through the Swiss post.

    Packages with $5 base shipping are sent priority because they are flatter and should take 2-4 weeks to receive.

    Packages with $13 base shipping can take 2-6 weeks to receive. Priority shipping on this size package will cost an additional $10

    Orders over $100 will receive a free shipping upgrade.

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges

    Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

    I don't accept cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders
    • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
    • Digital downloads
    • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

    Returns and exchange details

    ♥Refunds and Exchanges - If for any reason you are not satisfied please contact me within 5 business days after receiving the item. You'll get a full refund for the cost of the item if it's sent back unused and in original condition. Return shipping is your responsibility.

    There are no returns or exchanges on plugs for health reasons. Please be certain of your size before ordering.

    ♥Damages - If you receive an item that has been damaged in the mail please send me a photo of the item. I will be willing to replace it after a photo is received.

    Additional

    ♥Wholesale - I can offer wholesale for certain items please contact me for details.

    ♥Custom Orders - I am willing to do custom orders. Payment is required in advance.

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